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NEEDED: Sugar Daddy

25 Jan

Yes, I really do NEED a sugar daddy.  I think.  See, I have no idea exactly what a sugar daddy is for other than money.  What is expected of him, of me, etc?  It’s complicated.

I went to Wikipedia, like any savvy Internet addict would do, and found this:

Sugar daddy is a slang term for a man who offers money or gifts to a younger person in return for companionship or sexual favours.

Hmmm….THAT isn’t much  help for me.  I’m not ‘younger’ by most definitions.  In other words the men that would see me as ‘younger’ are far older and probably beyond the help of a little blue pill and on to penile implants.  That isn’t going to work.

A look at the website, Sugar Daddy Finder sounds more like an escort service!!!  Sorry, you can make the definition as pretty as you like but strip away the fancy words and you still have….a prostitute.

So…Sugar Companion?  Didn’t find a definition for that but face it, same thing just more compatible in age.   *heavy sigh*

What’s a girl to do?

Money – yes that part is good.

Lavish gifts?  Well I certainly would NOT turn down an iPhone and iPad.

But um…about that intimacy part with a Hugh Hefner wannabe…. not so much.

Maybe I’ll take up rubbing dirt on my face, making a cardboard sign, and sitting on a corner begging…

He is SO hot, hold me back!

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#17 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

17 Jan

Food

#17

We’ve all been there.

You’re about to stick something in your mouth that you’ve been craving…

Some yummy treat full of fat, calories, and sugar.

The significant other looks at you and says:

“Are you sure you should be eating that?”

REALLY?

YES you dork, I know it isn’t healthy.

I have PMS.

And UMS (Ugly Mood Syndrome).

You’re living beyond the next 5 minutes is greatly dependent upon your ability to just SHUT UP.

Pig out if that is what you wish, you are single now.

Eat whatever you desire!

*for the recipe for this outstanding looking feast below, click the photo to go to the website*

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