#33 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

SHOWER

#33

If you are male, there are possibly a grand total of 3 products in the shower: shampoo, soap/body wash, shaving gel/cream.

If you are female…the number is infinite at best!

Because we are in a different mood every morning, and our mood dictates the scent we want to wear, there are countless possibilities for body wash.

We have different shampoo for different reasons as well.

Male or female…if single, the shower is YOUR domain, as much or as few products as you please will grace your tub and shelves.

And it is always just as you like it, NO complaints!

NO this is not our bathroom. It is from Ugly House Photos, click photo to go there!

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#32 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks

Coffee – IS Good To The Last Drop

#32

No one takes the last cup of coffee, or ‘almost’ last cup, and leaves a swallow or an empty pot behind.

Nothing sucks like wanting a cup and discovering the last person (and only other person in the house that drinks coffee) took it all and didn’t make more.

Hot coffee, you always know exactly how much is left!

#25 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

Tootsies!

#25

Seriously, when was the last time I painted my toes?

Hmmm…..before the camping trip I think, around Halloween.

See, I was dating The Count back then and so I kept the piggies all pretty.

Now that I am single?

Screw it, who cares?  Still a peek of red polish left on a few toes and I just don’t care!

#23 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

Rip It Good

#23

Oh yes, we are going THERE.

There as in bodily functions considered RUDE beyond words when performed in front of others.

Functions some folks (read: MEN) think are just hilarious.

Okay SOME men, my son for one.

My father used to lift a cheek, let one fly, then say “Oh, did you hear that trumpet roach?”

Not funny.

Especially trapped in a car on the highway with him.

My ex-husband on the other hand would have been mortified to let slip in front of anyone, as it is rude and obnoxious and in poor taste.

Oh alright there are some women the find them amusing. I’m not one of them. However if you engage me in a fart war, I will win.

Consider yourself warned.

Anyway…being single means not having to worry about the issue at all!

#19 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

Sleeping

#19

Okay this one isn’t quite mine.

I mean I had it on my list as sleeping anywhere you wish in the house.

Not on the couch because you are fighting and you were banished or decided to be a dolt (listen if you opt for the couch rather than the bed you are indeed a dolt).

But you fall asleep wherever and it is YOUR choice to sleep there.

The part not quite mine is what a local DJ on the radio posted on his Facebook this morning, that goes right along with this reason:

“The best part about living by myself is not having to explain why I fell asleep on the kitchen counter…naked…again.”

~ Jeff Thomas Q102  http://www.facebook.com/jeffthomasradio

Picture 'borrowed' from Daily Cognition, click photo to see other funny animal sleeping pics

#18 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

Gas Tank

#18

You give him/her your car keys.

Or if you are married to them they have their own set.

They head out using your car that has enough gas to get you to and from work for the next 3 days.

The next morning, you get in the car and there is just barely any gas in the tank.

The light indicating you need gas comes on half way to work.

Their response?

“You have enough to go 30 miles when the light comes on.”

Yeah, IF you don’t have to sit in bumper to bumper traffic on the highway due to some moron on a cell phone rear ending a semi!

Single means there is ALWAYS the same amount of gas in your tank as when you last parked the car!

#17 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

Food

#17

We’ve all been there.

You’re about to stick something in your mouth that you’ve been craving…

Some yummy treat full of fat, calories, and sugar.

The significant other looks at you and says:

“Are you sure you should be eating that?”

REALLY?

YES you dork, I know it isn’t healthy.

I have PMS.

And UMS (Ugly Mood Syndrome).

You’re living beyond the next 5 minutes is greatly dependent upon your ability to just SHUT UP.

Pig out if that is what you wish, you are single now.

Eat whatever you desire!

*for the recipe for this outstanding looking feast below, click the photo to go to the website*