#19 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!



Okay this one isn’t quite mine.

I mean I had it on my list as sleeping anywhere you wish in the house.

Not on the couch because you are fighting and you were banished or decided to be a dolt (listen if you opt for the couch rather than the bed you are indeed a dolt).

But you fall asleep wherever and it is YOUR choice to sleep there.

The part not quite mine is what a local DJ on the radio posted on his Facebook this morning, that goes right along with this reason:

“The best part about living by myself is not having to explain why I fell asleep on the kitchen counter…naked…again.”

~ Jeff Thomas Q102  http://www.facebook.com/jeffthomasradio

Picture 'borrowed' from Daily Cognition, click photo to see other funny animal sleeping pics


#18 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

Gas Tank


You give him/her your car keys.

Or if you are married to them they have their own set.

They head out using your car that has enough gas to get you to and from work for the next 3 days.

The next morning, you get in the car and there is just barely any gas in the tank.

The light indicating you need gas comes on half way to work.

Their response?

“You have enough to go 30 miles when the light comes on.”

Yeah, IF you don’t have to sit in bumper to bumper traffic on the highway due to some moron on a cell phone rear ending a semi!

Single means there is ALWAYS the same amount of gas in your tank as when you last parked the car!

#14 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!



Working or your career – NO one to complain that you are working too much.

For me, I’m busy building a business at the moment, and it can take a lot of my time.

Since it is 1 of 2 jobs I have, and the one that I plan to make HUGE and the big bucks, I have little time for a relationship.

No one can complain if there is no significant other!

#13 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!



You stayed up reading all night!

Of course it wasn’t real smart, you know this, you don’t need Sherlock, Scholar Of The Obvious to tell you that.

Oh that’s right, you are SINGLE, so you don’t have to listen to someone telling you that “if you’d go to bed earlier…..”

#11 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

Chick Flicks


No one to whine about you watching Steel Magnolias or The Notebook over and over again.

Let the mascara run down your face, fall in love over and over again with a dynamite leading man, wish all you want for those story book romances and no guilt for enjoying Sex And The City.

Grab the tissues, a bottle of wine and some chocolate and watch those chick flicks!