Mood swings…they suck
You never see it coming, then suddenly “BAAM” you get your head bit off.
Or your significant other is in the kitchen banging stuff around pissed off (do people do that when when are happy? NO!).
You ask, “What’s wrong?”
Yeah whatever dorfwad.
Being single means only dealing with your own moodiness.
(and believe me MEN do have mood swings!)
Being single means NO one changes the thermostat!
Hot flashes and need to turn it down? Go for it Nanook of the North!
Freezing and want to crank it up?
You do that, break out the flip flops and tank top while you enjoy that warmth.
No one is going to complain, tell you not to change the temperature, or move the thermostat when you aren’t looking!
No need to listen to anyone telling you that you are getting fat.
It is you and the scale, and you can determine for yourself if the numbers are too high or not!
You rock out whatever weight makes YOU happy!