#33 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

SHOWER

#33

If you are male, there are possibly a grand total of 3 products in the shower: shampoo, soap/body wash, shaving gel/cream.

If you are female…the number is infinite at best!

Because we are in a different mood every morning, and our mood dictates the scent we want to wear, there are countless possibilities for body wash.

We have different shampoo for different reasons as well.

Male or female…if single, the shower is YOUR domain, as much or as few products as you please will grace your tub and shelves.

And it is always just as you like it, NO complaints!

NO this is not our bathroom. It is from Ugly House Photos, click photo to go there!

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#31 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks

Mood Swings

#31

Mood swings…they suck

You never see it coming, then suddenly “BAAM” you get your head bit off.

Or your significant other is in the kitchen banging stuff around pissed off (do people do that when when are happy? NO!).

You ask, “What’s wrong?”

Them:  “NOTHING”

Yeah whatever dorfwad.

Being single means only dealing with your own moodiness.

(and believe me MEN do have mood swings!)

#30 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

TIME IS ON MY SIDE

#30

Time is the one thing of value that we cannot make more of, find more of, discover etc.

We’re given one life and a limited amount of time to live it.

Being single means I have more freedom with my time to do things I need or want to do.

Like building my business.

Juggling a relationship (2 since starting Avon) made it hard to devote enough time to keep the relationship and the business growing at the rate necessary.

The business is my money, my livelihood.  Getting it to where it can support me is critical.

I was married 2x, the first just 3 years, the second, 22 years.  I know what kind of time and commitment that takes.

I don’t have time for a friend with benefits let alone a relationship.

Being single….Time…it is all mine and on MY side right now.

~*~

#28 & #29 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

DRAMA!

#28

It happens, this thing called Drama.

For some of us simply waking up means there it is, waiting for our eyes to open.

Others…well they have to try harder I suppose.

Drama is going to happen in a relationship.

Be it with friends of his/hers, family, whatever or whoever, drama will occur.

Unless of course you are single.

No drama with his mama….

or sister, or niece, or whoever.

AHHH!

Holidays

#29

Holidays are stressful enough without trying to split them down the middle.

His parents want you at their house, her parents want you around their table.

No one wants to give, especially the couple, when it comes to traditions.

Our family always does….

Thankfully, when it is just you, there is no need to worry about where  you will spend a holiday or if it can be split in such a way as to make everyone (except the two of you) happy.

#24 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

My Friends

#24

The person I am NOT dating, married to, involved with, LOVES all my friends!

The beauty of being single is that there is no one to say they don’t like your friends, or a particular friend.

The person you are NOT involved with never complains about any of them, knocks them, etc.!

Advice for the girls: Chicks before dicks!

Flip it if you are a guy, never let anyone come between you and your friends.