My Pet Rock Has Fleas
Okay it doesn’t. Well I don’t know really. See, I no longer have a Pet Rock. I used too though! Back when I was a kid it was all the rage one year, and I got one I believe for Christmas. It was TOO funny. The rock came in a little carrier just like the ones you see at the pet stores for cats or dogs. It even came with an owner’s manual so you could teach your pet rock how to sit, roll over, play dead and in the event you were being mugged, it could attack. Mine is long gone, which is really a shame as it was cute and too funny. Who knows what landfill it resides in now, but it just might have fleas!
If by chance you ever see one, in good condition, box, manual etc as pictured, I’d probably purchase it for a reasonable price. I frankly think it should make a come back, as it likely would be a big seller again.
My cat, Pixel, does not have fleas at the moment either. None of the felines in the Diva Den do, but then our pampered little furry pals are not outside cats. That does cut down on the risk I’m told. It sadly increases symptoms for those of us allergic to them. And as mine enjoys a love fest of chin scratching and head scratching at night, while laying on the pillows next to my head, I’m a mess by morning.
I am tired beyond words today. Between the vampire hours brought on by menopause, and the fact that I stay up late chatting with a friend (so much for acting like a responsible adult), I’m walking around like a zombie. Which reminds me, just for the record, I HATE PLAYING ZOMBIE LANE!! Sorry, Dad, but not sure I can stick with that one. For those unaware, it is a game on Facebook. I hate it, it is just dumb. I’ve never been into video games as it is and that one is just insane. I’m convinced you cannot achieve anything significant without using real money to purchase things, and that is NOT going to happen.
Still trying to locate my missing mojo. I know it is around here somewhere but just not been able to summon it lately. I think I just needed some time to regroup and plan for the new Avon year (starts with the next campaign) and digest all of the changes going down. Needed to restructure my business plan some. I’ll be back on the rails this weekend. As I’m getting ready for my team meeting this weekend I’ll uncover where I left my mojo and all will be good.
For now, let’s just try upbeat music. I love this song, sing it to me Shania!