NEEDED: Sugar Daddy


Yes, I really do NEED a sugar daddy.  I think.  See, I have no idea exactly what a sugar daddy is for other than money.  What is expected of him, of me, etc?  It’s complicated.

I went to Wikipedia, like any savvy Internet addict would do, and found this:

Sugar daddy is a slang term for a man who offers money or gifts to a younger person in return for companionship or sexual favours.

Hmmm….THAT isn’t much  help for me.  I’m not ‘younger’ by most definitions.  In other words the men that would see me as ‘younger’ are far older and probably beyond the help of a little blue pill and on to penile implants.  That isn’t going to work.

A look at the website, Sugar Daddy Finder sounds more like an escort service!!!  Sorry, you can make the definition as pretty as you like but strip away the fancy words and you still have….a prostitute.

So…Sugar Companion?  Didn’t find a definition for that but face it, same thing just more compatible in age.   *heavy sigh*

What’s a girl to do?

Money – yes that part is good.

Lavish gifts?  Well I certainly would NOT turn down an iPhone and iPad.

But um…about that intimacy part with a Hugh Hefner wannabe…. not so much.

Maybe I’ll take up rubbing dirt on my face, making a cardboard sign, and sitting on a corner begging…

He is SO hot, hold me back!

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5 thoughts on “NEEDED: Sugar Daddy

  1. Ha Ha Ha… Thanks for the definitions. I guess, it’s back to the drawing board. You could always become a cougar and get a younger sugar daddy!!! 🙂

  2. The definition does say companionship OR sexual favors. Just look for the guy who dives up with the really nice car to pick up his Viagra prescription and switch his meds. No sex and he’ll really need the companionship if the meds aren’t working. Problem solved! 😉

    Not prostitution! “Cry on my shoulder” to be lavished with money and gifts makes you a therapist!

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