Never having to fight over the TV remote.
No one comes in and says something rude like “OMG you aren’t really watching THIS are you?”
No one picks up the remote during your show, or favorite commercial and changes the channel.
No need to hide the remote or remove the batteries.
It’s all yours!
I could only find the photo, not the place to actually order this adorable, universal remote. But I want one!
Never having to get back to anyone after you chase down your S/O to find out if you are available for parties, showers, movies, whatever it is that needs to be done.
No one bitches because you have to work late, conveniently, on the night of your mother-in-law’s birthday extravaganza…the one that you’d rather have a root canal without the benefit of numbing medications than attend.
It’s YOUR schedule, you fill it in or leave open space as you see fit.
Driving down the road, your favorite song comes on.
The S/O changes the channel.
Or worse…
They purposely start singing and CHANGING the lyrics.
They butcher them, purposely, into something insane or obscene.
It sticks in your brain, and every time you hear the song you hear the ‘new’ words in your head.
And they think they are funny.
NOT FUNNY!
Don’t screw with a girl’s favorites.
No S/O means NO song slaughter!
If you are male, there are possibly a grand total of 3 products in the shower: shampoo, soap/body wash, shaving gel/cream.
If you are female…the number is infinite at best!
Because we are in a different mood every morning, and our mood dictates the scent we want to wear, there are countless possibilities for body wash.
We have different shampoo for different reasons as well.
Male or female…if single, the shower is YOUR domain, as much or as few products as you please will grace your tub and shelves.
And it is always just as you like it, NO complaints!
NO this is not our bathroom. It is from Ugly House Photos, click photo to go there!
No one takes the last cup of coffee, or ‘almost’ last cup, and leaves a swallow or an empty pot behind.
Nothing sucks like wanting a cup and discovering the last person (and only other person in the house that drinks coffee) took it all and didn’t make more.
Hot coffee, you always know exactly how much is left!
Time is the one thing of value that we cannot make more of, find more of, discover etc.
We’re given one life and a limited amount of time to live it.
Being single means I have more freedom with my time to do things I need or want to do.
Like building my business.
Juggling a relationship (2 since starting Avon) made it hard to devote enough time to keep the relationship and the business growing at the rate necessary.
The business is my money, my livelihood. Getting it to where it can support me is critical.
I was married 2x, the first just 3 years, the second, 22 years. I know what kind of time and commitment that takes.
I don’t have time for a friend with benefits let alone a relationship.
Being single….Time…it is all mine and on MY side right now.
One nice thing about being single, male or female:
The toilet seat is always just as you left it!
Leave it up, it stays put.
Leave it down, and there it will be next time you use the bathroom.
Personally, I prefer to keep the lid closed, keeps cats from drinking from it and from knocking things IN to the commode.
