Favorite  Tweets or Facebook status lines I’ve seen:

I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything…but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
Seen on Carey’s Facebook status

Judging by the sorry state of my underwear, today’s the day I have my big car crash.
Seen on FUNNYONELINERS Twitter feed

I believe in looking out for number one. Especially if the dog’s not house trained.
Seen on FUNNYONELINERS Twitter feed.

We become a hot commodity the day we begin to rock our truth with no apologies.
Seen on TheSingleWoman’s Twitter feed.

They say: “She’s single 4 a reason.” I say: “Damn straight. Until Life brings me the best, I’m happy 2 wait!”
Seen on TheSingleWoman’s Twitter feed.

I finally found Mr. Right. I call him up, he brings me pizza and then he goes away.
Seen on FUNNYONELINERS Twitter feed.

“Let fear be a counselor and not a jailer.”
Seen on THESECRETDAILY Twitter feed.

Bless those who walk away from u. They’re making room for the ones that won’t!
Seen on TheSingleWoman Twitter feed.

U can be strong & independent & still believe in fairytales. A princess is equal parts faith AND fire.
Seen on TheSingleWoman Twitter feed.

“I’d rather have 30 minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.”
~ Shelby – Steel Magnolias

“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
~ Marilyn Monroe