I'm not who you think I should be.

• I cuss like a drunken sailor at times.
• Black is my favorite color because no matter what color my hair is, black shirts, dresses, coats, etc. just look best on me.
• Speaking of hair, I like to wear mine a bit wild. This includes the color which changes permanently at times, other times it is spray in/wash out pinks or purples, or whatever color goes with the football team I'm cheering for or just the mood of the moment.