Monday Listicles – 10 Reasons Women Will Always Win


10 Reasons Women Will Always Win

  1. The likelihood of tears getting us out of a speeding ticket is significantly higher.
  2. We just look better in our man’s dress shirt and nothing else than he does.  Slap on some lace top thigh highs and heels and we pretty much rule the world.
  3. If we get drunk and dance on the table tops or the bar, it’s hot.
  4. We never need to go have our backs waxed/shaved.
  5. We can own 2 cats and no one thinks twice.
  6. We get there SO much faster because asking for directions isn’t going to make us less of a woman.
  7. Sooner or later we always can get our way through pouting and nagging.
  8. In the event of an emergency that requires evacuation or lifeboats, we’re first!
  9. In a bar, we never have to have money, free drinks from strange guys are a given.
  10. When all else fails, we have boobs.
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