Welcome to Wine & Cheese, my weekly, Wednesday whine session.

Every week on Wednesday I devote a blog to whining. Despite being a really happy, positive person, I do have things that annoy me at times.

I never let anything grate on my nerves for long but thought it would be fun to vent them periodically in my blogs.

I also feel that good things, the cheese in life, should be acknowledged as well.

I’m even going to throw in a bit of dessert, a piece of virtual chocolate, something that made me laugh or smile just a bit more than normal.

If you’d like to read the past editions of Wine & Cheese just click HERE for all of the past postings.

Sit back and join me now for the 25th serving of some wine and cheese!

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WINE

  Colds suck.  Allergies suck.  Whatever it is that has  invaded my body, be it a cold or allergy attack, YOU SUCK.  I have lost my voice and my nose  would be running off my face right now if it weren’t for Mucinex D.

  Mucinex D – YOU SUCK.  I am a hot mess through the night with the lovely (heavy on the sarcasm) dreams I have all night.  Not to mention waking up approximately every 55 minutes on the nose and wondering WTH I was just dreaming about.  Something to do with Keebler Elves and ash remains in my protein shakes (thanks to my son’s Facebook status – see yesterday’s Post It Notes post), and I don’t even drink protein shakes!  If you didn’t work so well at clearing my head so I can breathe I’d break up with you!

  Winter you suck the worst of all.  I HATE this weather! My skin is so dry I have to practically bathe in body butter to avoid looking like an alligator.  I’m tired of being cold, tired of snow, tired of my car being so filthy it looks gray rather than white.  Be gone!

CHEESE

  Hats off to Debbie, who got me in on a moments notice to chop off my wayward locks and spice them up with some highlights!  You are the best!  And my sister’s hair cut, very sweet!  I love it and might just go that way this summer myself.

  Family night at the hair salon!  Running into my darling daughter then my sister showing up and all of us being there at the same time was great!  And to my lovely daughter, your hair is so adorable in that style, SO glad you cut it off again!

  The body-less head that is attached to the  kitchen table, you are making my day.  The cats are so confused.  I admit it is rather creepy when I walk in the kitchen and see it, but the cats reaction to the woman with no body at the table is priceless.  As much as you felines annoy the rest of us, this is worth the creepiness of seeing you 3 trying to figure out where the rest of her is, and why she won’t blink and you poke her peepers.

DESSERT

    Warning! Today I am coloring OUTSIDE the lines   ~ seen on a Facebook status.